niqqaniall: i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father. from give me ya money lil nigga to son just talk to me, i’m here to listen Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
laughterneverdies: casualfangirling: she-wants-the-doitsu: whendaybreaks: nicolasandthecage: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
not feelin this “school” thing tomorrow
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
ameliaslastgoodbye: one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe